Illidan: But you have to…be my girlfriend!! *snickers nefariously*
Illidan: Man, if this works, I’ll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and I’ll ride the cool saber mounts. C’mon, luck be a lady tonight!
Illidan: *crosses fingers and gulps* S-so…*adjusts blindfold and looks firmly* what do you say to my proposal?
Tyrande: holy fucking shit dude