the signs as knives

ubercharge:

aries: i don’t know what the fuck this thing is but it’s you

taurus: maple hunting knife. fixed blade, obviously

gemini: gold balisong. too easy?

cancer: folding pocket knife

leo: trench knife

virgo: pearl hunting knife

libra: stonewash dagger. obviously some kind of spear/needle point blade.

scorpio: bowie hunting knife

sagittarius: this is a counter-strike knife. but it is you. blue steel huntsman.

capricorn: gold karambit. not a cs reference. not intentionally, at least.

aquarius: conversion gravity knife

pisces: iridescent flip switchblade

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