– Fuck fucking shit god damn it fuck
– WHERE’S MY TANK
– motherfucker
– *mocking voice* I need healing
– I’m at the other side of the map you dickbag
– YES I’M COMING GOD
– whoops nevermind I’m leaving
– Mistakes were made
– WHY WON’T YOU LET ME RUN AWAY
– I am very slow
– DON’T LEAVE ME ALONE
– Could someone take a step back so I can fly to them for fuck sake
– I can’t heal you from behind a FUCKING WALL
– COME BACK
– Pharah! 😀
– *Pharah changes* Pharah D:
– That’s it I’m going battle-mercy
– whoops nevermind² I can’t aim
– [screaming]
– Fucking Genji
– fUCKING HANZO
– Fucking hell
– Fuck you
– Fuck me
– I swear to god if I’m the only healer—
– DON’T RUN AWAY FROM ME
– I could have resurected you but I’M DEAD
– ffffffffuck
– There’s one dps too many in this team
– I’m dead and it’s all your fault
– GET ON THE FUCKING POINT
– I will contest this point if it’s the last thing I ever do
– vote for me you coward
Inner monologue of a mercy main
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