mathes0n:

I have a really dumb headcanon (or AU?) where the Final Pam was like…. an inside joke between Lup and Taako that they developed sometime in their teens and Lup and Taako constantly do “Final Pam” impersonations at each other and they think it’s the funniest fucking thing but no one else has any fuckign idea why these two are talking in this strong accent and saying dumb things at each other

like

(after recking shit in a particularly blood-thirsty and cruel cycle)
Lup: I DO THIS
Lup, admiring the wreckage: You remember how your go your backyard barbecue, the Smiths
Lup: PRETTY GOOD IT DOESN’T SEEM
Lup: I TELL LITTLE JOKE
Taako: NEXT TIME YOU INVITE PAM

Lup, goofing around with a deactivated robot: Hello metal husband
Lup: Do not tell Trash Hulk about our–
Barry, completely oblivious: Hey guys, what’s up? 🙂
Taako: (ABSOLUTELY FUCKING LOSES IT)

Lup to Barry at any given moment: Stay safe honey. Many robo kisses in future Yes
Barry, crying: Please I don’t understand

Angus: Hey Magnus, I’m feeling a bit hungry
Taako from the other room: BABY NEED SNACK

this is really dumb but this is really funny to me and i stand by it

bonus:

Lup: Shit, has anyone seen Davenport anywhere?
Taako: Nobody move! I’ve lost both a contact lens and our captain