taz au where taako runs a cutthroat-kitchen esque show with the members of the bob . he and kravitz run it and taako cackles in glee every time he sees a sabotage while kravitz just softly apologizes
taako: babe can you like. lend your scythe for one of the sabotages
kravitz: taako, this is an ancient weapon given to me by the raven queen.
taako: can…can you call her and ask
raven queen: [sounds of yelling in the distance] guys shut up – guys – AVANDRA MY SON IS CALLING – yeah hey kravitz?
kravitz: uh. my queen . can i um…
taako: YO RQ CAN WE USE KRAVCAKE’S SCYTHE FOR A FANTASY CUTTHROAT KITCHEN CHALLENGE
raven queen: oh fuck yeah
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