officialchrismetzen:

Let me tell you about something that happened to me the other day

Ok so basically I was just walking down the sidewalk with my wife, talking about something meaningless. I think we were talking about the Warcraft movie. Then all of a sudden this bus screeches up and a bunch of people with “Down with Thrall” shirts climb out and start beating the shit out of me. My wife tried to help fight them off, and I tried to fight back too, but then they hit me in the head with warlords meta and I was quite injured. I think I blacked out. I have made a full recovery at the hospital now though.