battlecrazed-axe-mage:

shamethedice:

I got really mad about ten years ago when my big tanky 3.5 barbarian half orc was missing EVERYTHING during Red Hand of Doom and the party was going to die because of it. I wasn’t even power attacking!

So I microwaved my #$@#!&$ing dice.

I leave the dead bodies in my dice bag to scare the rest.

It doesn’t work.