breastforce:

so last session i gave all my players magical items and they rolled for what properties they had.

Our cleric, for instance, got earings that protect her from critical hits, but makes it that she doesn’t trust bartenders when wearing them… said earnings were given to her by a bartender

and our Druid is a drider who has her girlfriend ride around on her back most of the time. And she ended up getting a ring that allows her to cast enlarge on herself once per day

and what she rolled as the downside is “when attuned to this item, you fall madly in love with the nearest person of compatible sexual orientation”

……which happened to be her girlfriend. She got a ring with the only downside being that she loves her girlfriend more.