(big boss voice) ooh I’m KAZ i talk REAL BIG about how much I love to cook and eat lobster but the minute my NICE BOSS AND FRIEND offers me a scorpion, WHICH IS A LOBSTER, BUT SMALLER, suddenly I’m just TOOOOO GOOD
Imagine his surprise when he brings back a bucket of crawfish and Kaz gets really excited
“OH SO SCORPIONS ARE OK AS LONG AS THEY’RE FROM THE OCEAN HUH”
“Centipedes are just long shrimp you’re being a child, Kaz!”
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