wickramasingha:

lesbiantaurean:

biseulsan:

lesbiantaurean:

People who make “braver than any US Marine” jokes and have to read people’s offended pro-military comments about it are braver than any US Marine

my boyfriend is a hospital corpsman and he takes care of marines and he told me one time a group of marines showed up having the same STI and he looked at the group and was like “okay guys what happened”

turns out they were all sharing the same pocket pussy, so there u go

that fleshlight was braver than any marine