unclefather:

Have you ever had these? If not let me tell you what it’s like. It’s like being in a desert and the sun is going down and you haven’t had a sip of water in days and for some fucking reason you thought it would be a good idea to grab a handful of sand and just start chewing on it. First of all, it is so fucking hard it will break your teeth. Second of all, it has the consistency of sand and dirt and some gravel. But it’s vegetarian so there are ups and downs to eating horse food, I guess