spacefleeting:

i need to leave for work in like 10 minutes but here’s my ranking of the akatsuki members

1. deidara. does this one even need to be explained? joined a criminal organization for his art thesis. stupid as hell. only has 2 eyes and uses one of them specifically to fuck with uchihas. the drama. the panache. he outlived his immortal teammate probably entirely out of spite. blows himself up also out of spite. what an icon.
2. konan. she’s cute. she’s blue. she’s made of paper. by any and all standards, she is the perfect woman.
3. kisame. rowdy shark man. i like that he doesn’t have a sad backstory and truly just wants to look like a shark and commit crimes. sounds like he’s constantly trying to impress your grandma. five stars.
4. sasori. turned himself into a puppet and could have chosen any body but stuck with looking like a twink for eternity. mad respect for that. got killed by his grandma and a 15 year old girl.
5. tobi. the tobi persona is actually my favorite but he’s ranked lower for what’s behind the mask. i respect his commitment to the bit.
6. itachi. i like that he’s sad. very easily manipulated. dumb as fuck.
7. pain. dramatic loser. invented nuclear warfare because he thought that would lead to world peace? 3.5/10.
8. kakuzu. the worst grandpa on earth. awful capitalist. should have pursued a career in embroidery.
9. zetsu. i never even watched to the point where he actually did anything he just weirds me out. not last because his existence let naruto yell YO ALOE VERA WHERE THE FUCK IS SASUKE which is iconic.
10. hidan. god i fucking hate this fucking guy. no explanation needed.
11. orochimaru. honorable mention for being so creepy an organization of creeps told him to fuck off. disgusting.