sherrybirkin:

Every online scary story made ever:

I’m well built.

My girlfriend is petite, tiny and skinny.

She also takes naps. All the time.

I’m a pretty well built guy so-

There was many red flags.

I don’t remember much except *full details*

Everyone’s mom is for some reason radically cruel. Or useless.

I’m well built.

My friends were 2 guys. Just two bros.

My name is Jake, they are Brett and Tom.

My girlfriend sleeps and screams a lot. But she’s skinny too. Very petite build.

But I’m well built.

Stuff started happening.

The stuff stopped for a while. Until it didn’t.

I’ll never forget that day.

But the details are hazy. I was playing video games. This exact game at this exact time.

This guy was acting insanely crazy.

But I didn’t really even care at all. I’m so manly.

Red flags popped up.

And stuff happened.

I have 4 ass blasting amazingly cool dogs, all German shepherds or Great Danes.

I’m also pretty well built. And my mom is really randomly cruel.

But it’s ok because my girlfriend is skinny.