this fucker: my tragic backstory has my character getting angry at this woman for refusing my advances, chaining her in a monastery, and binding a fucking undead being to her for 3000 years why aren’t you caring about how my character is crying as he remembers all this????? you aren’t doing ANYTHING!!!

the fighter, who cares only about killing one (1) man and no one else because he trusts no other person to not be fucking horrible: i found a fuck ton of money and i’m counting it

the new mage who cares about getting my character’s ass back to our master/teacher: um i met you like a day ago and you’re a flying, talking animal that invades my personal space

my cleric and my best friend’s rogue, both wlw, who where just recently held captive and drugged for months by the man the fighter wants to kill, drinking their love and respect fellow women juice: YOU FUHKING WOT MATE?!