we all make fun of carpeted bathrooms but i think weve all been stranded on the little island outside of the shower and just wished the whole floor was covered in bath mats
bro what the fuck this is a horrible take
someday, bro, you will leave your toothbrush on the other side of the bathroom, and emerging, sopping, from the shower, you will in your hubris find yourself sprinting across your decadent polished granite floor to fetch it, and when you fall and split your head on the checkerboard of your arrogance i will not be there to help you up or squirt toothpaste onto your brush
at least i wont have an entire fucking ecosystem in my bathroom floor
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