malygos:

jaina, sylvanas and alexstrasza are all characters with extremely severe trauma that don’t ever deal with it in a realistic or even understandable manner. like you can GET why they’re doing what they do but it makes no fucking sense ever and just shows blizz have a team of writers of mostly stupid fucking idiot men who think women are either mothers or bitches and no in between

List of resources for dnd

quinzelade:

booking-and-blogging:

undying-sentinel:

dnd-maps-n-stuff:

hawkeabelas:

meonlyred:

corseque:

deweydecimalchickens:

breadofthewild:

mushroomancy:

occams-lazer:

mushroomancy:

mushroomancy:

roll20: Make an account to play the game

Orcpub: For hosting and editing your character sheet

DND Wiki: Homebrew things, races, classes, misc

Players Handbook: Rules how to play how to make a character, all basic information for playing a game

Discord: to talk during and about the game

Mythweavers: another character sheet editor

Homebrewery: homebrew creation tool. Uses basic coding language to great effect.

If anyone wants to join just join the discord server and post your character

http://autorolltables.github.io/#

can randomly generate just about ANYTHING. awesome for dms

Tabletop Audio: background music and sound effects for the ambience.

PCGen – a character creation program that handles all the tricky and tedious parts of building characters, including NPCs.

d20pfsrd.com – all the free information you would ever need to play Pathfinder, an alternative to D&D

DiceCloud: Interactive character sheet that can be edit and shared with yourself or others easily. Pulled up anywhere with internet connection on PC, Mac, or mobile device. Use it to also mark down health, death saving throws, spell slots, experience, and more on the fly. 

DnDMagic: List all spells currently available from Player’s Handbook and Elemental Evil. 

5th Edition Spellbook app: Make spellbooks for all your characters, manage spells, prepare spells. Keep track of Spell Save DC, and Spell Attack bonus on your mobile device. 

Squire – Another character creation and management app. Contains most of the basic info and spells already, with options to create spells, items, classes/subclasses, etc. This is the free version, but pro has more options for DMs, including initiative order control.

RPG Generator – An app that randomly generates things from NPC appearances to criminal gangs. It’s free and a great on the fly DM tool.

Kobold Fight Club: A generator for building and managing encounters. Good options to help narrow your monster picks and will calculate the XP to help you manage the difficulty. You can also save your encounter and it has tools for keeping track of encounters as well.

Medieval Fantasy City Generator: A nice tool if you need to map out a city but are having some trouble coming up with it, or you just need something on the fly.

Donjon: A site with all sorts of generators, tables, and other resources for various tabletop rpgs.

Weak Magic Item Generator: A generator for specifically making items that are weaker than a +1 item in 5e. There are a lot of interesting effects included on this generator and it is fun to play with.

Fantasy Name Generators: A one stop shop for any of your naming needs. There are an absurd amount of generators here.

I personally love fifth edition character sheet for character building on your phone, it’s even got a cool level up feature.

@fallendawn

draeneis:

antimagenta:

draeneis:

me: night elf dudes are ugly lol

person vaguing me to “get off my high horse” by pointing out all dude models are ugly:

you gotta be fucking kidding me, that’s the ugliest goddamn goatee-wannabe scrap of facial hair I’ve seen.. and even worse, it’s hanging off thatyugly man that you jusy insinuated IS PRETTIER THAN THE NIGHT ELVES? the night elves don’t just have class, they have a ripped body with a snatched waist.. it’s nice, it’s good on the eyes and best of all.. they’re not fuckboy dudebro frat-cosplayers in a fantasy realm where they should not exist. (even less so have knowledge of this phenomena) this post is a death sin and a crime aganst everyone even remotely attracted to a man. he looks like he’s dying, he looks like rami malek b4 he got that cum he looks like he needs not just a makeover.. but a facial reconstruction as well as a chripractor

I am so sad that you felt like you needed to make this post and also pretend that blood elf males are even pretty at all, evern less so prettier than night elves?

even if you dont think blood elves are hot and think htey are ugly too, please stop being so awfully rude to all the night elves who went out there.. got a leaf face mask and some arcane face wash or something to look that immortal and effervescent. do NOT be rude to them just because they look nice and have the bodies of like a greek god? I WILL NOT stand for this slander, there’s only ONE (1) nice looking male model in this awful game and that is the night elf male model, it has the fluidity and gentle nature of a nice person and it’s very nightfully and sexy in a dreamy way okay? all gays in this game swoon only for nighr elf males, that’a apact, night elves males and some exceptions which is khadgar

sometimes we pretend other males look nice, they dont.. even tho some night elf faces are ugly they’ve got prime twink energy? nice posture, nice hands, nice mysterious attitude.. but not in a bad boy kind of way and not in a hubris kind of way, only nice.. don’t be mean to them. there were hidden gays on blizzard who created them, this I know for sure.. no straight man could’ve created that. maybe a woman helped, maybe it was a pact out of solidarity for those unfortonate enoff to be attracted t a a man and work on the wow team!!!

night elf males balance everything, theyr’e not perfect but they’re best?? also they’re kind of hot?? everyone who agrrees with this needs their wigs BURNED at a stake im sorry but that’s true

this picture i inserted below is you after you read this:

they’re video game characters

mildlyartisticsuperdetective:

OKAY SO HERE ARE THE PICS. Inspired by this post by @pipistrellus (@pipcomix)

These are 16th century Renaissance inspired hotpants, panelled with navy velvet with a red silk lining and hand-embroidered butt slogan, which I believe is like 300% historically accurate. They’re actually modelled off a genuine Tudor pattern but then made ridiculous because who am I.

Worn with thigh highs and a 18th C shirt cuz it was all I had to hand and frankly shirts don’t change that much lol.

Watermark is to my Instagram! @oh.papillon

@redridesagain @drjohnjacobjinglefaustus