mcu boys react to you saying your ass is too fat

amaralanegra:

Steve: *blushes and laughs nervously* Y/N…. your ass is beautiful the way it is…

Tony: *slaps it so hard it jiggles for 5 straight minutes* damn

Bucky: *spreads your bootycheeks in murderous adoration*

Sam: but can you throw it back tho?

T’Challa: It’s almost as fat as mine, Y/N. Let’s celebrate.

Erik: tch…. not fat enough

Thor: It sure is, Y/N! Now turn around and let me eat your fat ass!

Loki: *magically turns your ass into ballons and watches you fly away*

Peter P: *blushes in shock as Ned says Peter wants you to make it clap on his face*

Hulk: LORD KNOWS I’D SMASH Y/N!!!!!!!!!!

Peter: *Quill*

Thanos: *slaps your juicy fat ass so hard it pops*

This is the scariest post ive ever read.

cipheramnesia:

lesbiandaydream:

lesbiandaydream:

lesbiandaydream:

sometimes i wonder why i chose a druid in d&d then realize i wear hippie thrifted clothes and walk around work with bees crawling around on my hand because i want to make sure they make it outside

this was today’s bee and i named her lady.

so i’ve been informed i’ve actually charmed a hornet.

that feel when you roll a crit fail in perception but a nat 20 in animal handling

this is too much power for any one person

suzeart:

I’d been kicking this idea around for a while and trying to think about how to articulate it. Pretty happy with how it eventually turned out!

Sometimes I think about my reasons for getting tattoos (just for myself, not because they need justification). Adding onto this painting metaphore, I think getting ink is a way for me to put down portable roots. I move a lot and will be doing it again soon, and until I can actually settle down and paint some walls I’ll take visual control of something more accessible, namely myself.