Inner monologue of a mercy main

meanwhile-in-thedas:

– Fuck fucking shit god damn it fuck

– WHERE’S MY TANK

– motherfucker

– *mocking voice* I need healing

– I’m at the other side of the map you dickbag

– YES I’M COMING GOD

– whoops nevermind I’m leaving

– Mistakes were made

– WHY WON’T YOU LET ME RUN AWAY

– I am very slow

– DON’T LEAVE ME ALONE

– Could someone take a step back so I can fly to them for fuck sake

– I can’t heal you from behind a FUCKING WALL

– COME BACK

– Pharah! 😀

– *Pharah changes* Pharah D:

– That’s it I’m going battle-mercy

– whoops nevermind² I can’t aim

– [screaming]

– Fucking Genji

– fUCKING HANZO

– Fucking hell

– Fuck you

Fuck me

I swear to god if I’m the only healer—

– DON’T RUN AWAY FROM ME

– I could have resurected you but I’M DEAD

– ffffffffuck

There’s one dps too many in this team

– I’m dead and it’s all your fault

– GET ON THE FUCKING POINT

– I will contest this point if it’s the last thing I ever do

vote for me you coward