eva-420: eva-420: bastard keeps sprinting to get ahead of me then walks really slow so i accidentally kick him and then meows all pathetically like i attacked him This Cat Commits Insurance Fraud
dies-first: thatsthat24: megbiediger: queeringfeministreality: hollowedskin: sysichi: did-you-kno: The largest cat in NYC, and possibly the world, is a 28 lb., 4-foot-long Maine Coon named Samson. He’s bigger than most bobcats (and most toddlers), and every day he likes to sit on his owner’s chest first thing in the morning. Source Source 2 @hollowedskin him big i want to cuddle him ❤ WHAT THE FUCK i want this cat to sit on my chest first thing in the morning The bodest of the bodes. The absolute unit