how long did this take you? cause it’s very good and very true

lornacrowley:

lornacrowley:

world of warcraft legion was going to have a cinematic where illidan’s naked ass is put on full display for the audience and several faction leaders have to look at it and give him constructive feedback on it but the sjws made blizzard remove the entire scene, remember that next time someone tries to tell u that censorship in video games isn’t a real issue

here are some leaked voice lines/reactions from immediately after the deleted scene, wherein different faction leaders tell us their opinion of illidan’s ass. it’s really a shame that these lines got cut from the game, due to sjw censorship, because they tell us so much about the lore:

Prophet Velen: By the Light! A younger, more faithless version of myself might not have believed it the Naaru’s true intention for us to see these bare buttocks here today. But I do see them, and they are as wizened and full of ancient power as the walls of the Exodar itself…

Archmage Khadgar: Heroes, you must help us put Illidan’s pants back on. Go collect four thousand scraps of Leyworn Belt-Leather from the local demons, so that we may better cover Lord Stormrage’s shapely rump from the harsh elements of Argus!

Regent-Lord Lor’themar Theron: <Lord Theron laughs ruefully, still looking at Illidan’s exposed butt> The late Sun-Prince often told us fanciful tales of Lord Stormrage’s ass. But who could believe the words of an accursed, fel-addled traitor?

High Tinker Gelbin Mekkatorque: Gears alive! <Mekkatorque adjusts his goggles in disbelief.> You know, I’m just certain the engineers back in New Tinkertown could recreate this ass, with improved casings and weaponry! If only we had the proper components…

King Anduin Wrynn: It seems so many of my fellows are only concerned with war, and with baring their bottoms upon the field of battle. If only we could join together in diplomacy… and finally bare our hearts, instead.

<Anduin shakes his head sadly.>

Warchief Sylvanas Windrunner: I do not have the time to prattle on about the vulgar display of some corrupted night elf’s posterior. I have more pressing matters to attend to.

High Priestess Tyrande Whisperwind: I am leaving. Goodbye.

Lady Jaina Proudmoore: Long ago… I might have looked at a simple elven ass such as this as a sign of peace. Those foolish days are over. <Lady Proudmoore scowls.> Leave me be, Champion. I have much to consider.

King Genn Greymane: Pah! A fine ass, for sure, but nothing compared to the rolling hills of Gilneas…