youngster-monster:

Maiev: She’s entirely made of spite and can benchpress a grown tauren before breakfast. She’ll destroy you and she won’t even feel bad about it. Do Not fight Maeiv.

Tyrande: She’s not perfect but she’s trying her best, why would you fight her? You wouldn’t fight a nun, would you? She’ll break your neck but it’ll make her cry. Do not fight Tyrande.

Malfurion: One the one hand he deserves it, but on the other hand that’d be animal cruelty. Your call.

Lor’themar: Do I need to spell ‘political disaster’ to you? Do not fight the lord regent. He’s too tired to care about fighting back and you’ll just feel bad afterward.

Halduron: He’s way stronger than you but also too nice to remind you of it. It’ll be fun and the only thing in danger of death is your self-esteem/ Fight Halduron, he’ll buy you a drink afterward.

Rommath: Have you seen his arms? And his face? This isn’t the face of someone who has any fuck left to give. He will kick your ass to argus. He won’t even use magic, that’s how little a fuck he gives about you.

Aethas: You can try, but you don’t get to the council of six by playing fair, my dude. He’s entirely made of dirty tricks and cheats.

Illidan: Whatever fuck he ever gave went with his will to live. The guy is only there to punch demons in the face and chill with his weird, murderous children. You can fight Illidan and he will let you, but do you really want to fight him? Do you?

Kael’thas: Do not fight Kael’thas. Do not think about fighting Kael’thas. Do not put the words ‘fight’ and ‘me’ in the same sentence when in presence of Kael’thas. He is five foot five of pure, unadulterated rage and only waiting for a reason to fight you. He’ll fuck you up in a second and even if he doesn’t, illidan definitely will. Do not fight Kael’thas.