i sometimes wonder…..do pokemon trainers ever experience ‘evolution regret’ on the odd occasion?? like there are some serious size differences in some lines loool
do all lesbians know I love them? do they know? do all the lesbians of the world know my dumb bisexual heart loves them regardless of pronouns and especially butch lesbians? because I love them.
me: I wake up in the Naruto universe as an unnaturally powerful Shinobi. It’s pre-series, and Naruto, Gaara, and Neji are all 5 years old at most. I adopt them and raise them with the love and support they deserve.
him:
me: this also means I have about 4 years until itachi kills his clan at age 13. I expose the corrupt government who weaponized him in the first place and save everyone. He quits the Anbu and he and Sasuke live peacefully in another wing of my tree house Yamato built.