pmendicant:

so i got into metal gear recently

ampullae:

higharollakockamamie:

Remember that bit in the Peace Walker audio drama where Big Boss says he handles the parasites in whole raw fish by chewing real thoroughly, and think about how much could have been prevented if this man’s immune system had ever once taken its eyes off the prize for five seconds. 

He did finally kick the bucket because of a virus, which is hilarious in retrospective.