Everything else is Headcanon, and that’s fine. Just dont go around fetishizing dudes and crying homophobia when someone says its non canon. Don’t be bitter. It’s pathetic and you make the fandom look bad.
raiden wants to get decimated by both vamp and jetstream sam and dont you forget it
big boss and kaz have sex in game and you watch it happen full penetration
Kids these days who think that being a bard is just about swinging swords and playing lutes disgust me. Where’s the pizzazz? The showmanship? The seduction??
you ain’t a real bard until you seduce your way out of at least 19 situations that would normally end in combat
You’re not a real bard until you make your DM cry because you seduced the Big Bad that they’ve built up to for 10 sessions
Me 