Man: Woowww 😦 so you like, hate me? You’re mad at me? Can’t you like, compromise your comfort a little bit for my convenience? I honestly think you’re being a little too sensitive here! Maybe you should look inward and consider why you’re so cold and heartless 😔
lesbians: No thanks. I don’t like men, actually.
men:
Oh yes, because it’s totally not like some men are able to distinguish the difference between a straight and a lesbian No, apparently all men are apparently mindless creatures who crave women and do not know how women function.
Me 