theshaofpride:

Straight ppl on Twitter: Ew, stop saying Anduin is gay! He’s only 18! How dare you assume his sexuality, you filthy shippers! wat is wrong wit u!! Projecting on him! Toxic masculinity! Argh!

Also straight ppl on Twitter: Oh yeah Anduin/Calia, so perfect! What do you mean Calia is almost Varian’s age? When are we getting Taelia Fordragon, Taelia/Anduin gonna be the best ship ever!  Oh yeah Anduin poppin a boner dreaming of Sylvanas, tee hee, let’s link the same Anduin/Sylvanas fanart at WoW employees 50 times bc Anduin wants that undead Lady Snatch! Wooo! Here’s Anduin’s princess and their 15 babies! Woo when are we getting the royal wedding? Let Anduin be a Manduin!!