yall, beauty and the beast AU where Merle finds himself trapped in a creepy castle inhabited by Final John (who, once Merle breaks the curse with his love, turns into regular John)
I know TAZ has some completely epic lines that resonate with people like the “I saw seven birds” speech and “Our capacity for love increases” speech but what’s everyone’s favorite stupid line that for some reason lodged in your head beyond the others I’ll start
Mine is when Taako and Barry are talking in the Beach Episode and Taako says “Barold… Barold…. I rolled an Eleven Barold, you have to tell me.”
“The late Merle Highchurch rolled a five”
Griffin: “Are you using the umbrella like Mary Poppins-style? You don’t need to.” Justin: “Oh, natch. And I don’t need to. For sure. But I deffo am.”
“I can fuck any onion I want!”
“the memory of my grandfather’s name died long before i was born”
“hot diggity shit that is a baller cookie”
“How do you not have a d6 it comes with every game?!” “My daughter…” “Eats them for power????”
“You haven’t seen this ass!”
“what’d you do merle?” “laid down in the road”
“I love you guys. You just set my fucking dog on fire”
“Hey, you calm the fuck down, sir! There’s no yelling in the Fantasy Costco!”
Cast minor illusion, put myself in a dope outfit, and start walking down the catwalk with all the style and pinache i can muster.
Which is,
I should note, a fuckin lot.
Me 