taz balance – Page 9

the smallest and bravest magical deputy there ever was.

YOU FOUND HER…?

Taako: *pulling shower curtain back while lup is in the shower* Lup are we – stop screaming Barry it’s just me – are we out of cheetos

luxcafess:

Hello! Hello! Welcome to my cave~

busket:

headcanon: when barry first “met” taako in here there be gerblins, he had a little crush, but then when he died he realized why

starsshinedarkly77:

isireneanarc:

starsshinedarkly77:

On board the Starblaster Merle makes a cross stitch for the kitchen that says ‘Bless this Mess’. Lup spends the whole cycle learning to cross stitch so she can make one to go next to it that says ‘Blast this Ass’.

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Oh HELL yeah

johorror:

aquatariuswriter:

okay but Barry walks in and smooches Taako on the cheek and everyone’s like ‘uuuuuhhh thats not lup’ and hes just like ‘yeah i know but taako needs affection too’

And Magnus puts his hands on his hips and says “Well, Barry, did you bring enough kisses for everyone?”

nickleerie:

@thelastkurta‘s Taako and my Kravitz. For my wife (and me lmao)! We love them, they are such good, good boys.

Please do not tag as kin/me/id/etc!

thequantumqueer:

july-19th-club:

accidental foreshadowing: the hits

Magnus, in Refuge: Listen, either they die or we forget about them, so, either way. ..

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Griffin: It’s like an airlock in a spaceship

Travis: Which of course we’ve been in before.

Griffin, very nervously: ….no? probably- probably not…

Clint: Maybe in the backstory!

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Magnus, indignant for all the wrong reasons: Hey, we don’t know shit about history! We don’t even remember where we are right now!

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Taako in Rockport Limited: It’s BARRY. How quickly you forget, huh?“

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Travis after the first inoculation, in Moonlighting: Did we remember anything about the umbrella we found in the dungeon or any of that?

Griffin: No.

Travis: Huh.

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Magnus: “I go and stand where he (the drifting mysterious incorporeal red spectre) is, and I jump around like ‘hey guys look I’m in a red robe!”

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Travis: hey, are the voidfish’s powers like…selective?

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Griffin, dodging like crazy: I mean, I imagine Barry’s voice sounds pretty different when he’s engulfed in flames.

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Griffin in The Eleventh Hour: I imagine it’d be very disorienting, dying like that and then not dying.

Taako, nonchalant: Just another day at the office, baby.

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BONUS from Rockport Limited; i just know this one was a two-year-long brick joke thanks griff

Jenkins: Remember, don’t leave anything behind, and you can’t take anything.

Magnus: Well, except memories.

Jenkins: The memories will be obliterated…no, no, no. I’m kidding. Nothing could destroy memories.

Lucas Miller: What if this thing reproduces asexually and-and… y’know, pops out a kid that makes us forget its own existence? Then we’d be sunk!

thatgirlonstage:

“All TAZ arcs are secretly connected” bad ending: each of the new stories ends with the IPRE crew arriving and the Hunger following behind

“All TAZ arcs are secretly connected” good ending: we have little cameos and nods to interplanar connections in each new story, like the Commitment crew buying tacos from a guy named Joaquin

“All TAZ arcs are secretly connected” true ending: Garfield the Deals Warlock appears in every single campaign with no explanation