friend: i’m going to the fridge you want anything to drink–

me:

eggcup:

solardivulger:

clonazofpam:

thebsdboys:

your own, virtual, jesus

is that post malone

this is pre malone before the fall

pope malone

this is my new shadowrun character

goblinbutch:

please romanticize shy butches there’s an overwhelming amount of us and we need to be loved

autistic-sowachowski:

captainsnoop:

childhood is asking your parents to go to mcdonalds but they say no because “we got food at the house”

adulthood is going to mcdonalds despite having food at the house, but not getting a drink at mcdonalds because you got drinks at the house

Don’t call me out like this

quickweaves:

Do you ever just think about what your mom saw in your dad cause you’ve known this man your entire life and you’re just not seeing any redeeming personality traits