this is the visual representation of what i think when i hear the word “yeet”

We get it op, you are a lesbian, which means that you can wear whatever bad clothes you want and no one should say anything

egowave:

i sure am

Reblog if you are a lesbian, which means that you can wear whatever bad clothes you want and no one should say anything

kerolinadean:

I just want a rich business butch to make me her trophy wife and buy me louboutins and jewelry and take me to galas in a sexy tesla sports car and open the door for me in her sexy 3 piece suit and take my delicate hand as I arise out of the car in 6 inch louboutins and a red silk dress with a super high thigh slit and she walks me down the red carpet and into the gala honoring me for my work in my chosen profession because im her femme trophy wife but i also have advanced degrees in my field and I’ve written books and shit and she proof reads for me since I’m a lesbian that can’t spell and she’s my sexy power wife that wears power suits 24/7 and intimidates our kid’s teachers at school for pushing heteronormative stereotypes onto our child and says something at the end of the meeting with the principal like “and if I ever have to come down here for bullshit about my daughter rightfully defending herself I will make your life a living hell” and I’m at the curb in our tesla crossover because we respect the earth and my daughter says something witty about how the public school system is classist and it’s time for revolution and she wants a dog for her birthday but she’s only 10 and were not sure she’s ready for the responsibility and commitment of raising a pet but then I realize I want the dog so we go to the pet store and get a great Dane with black and white spots and name her daisy and the dog is also a lesbian. and also me and my wife bang in the tesla sports car.

whats-wrong-with-ygo:

leareymauzaize:

he likes cats

Precious

tariqah:

Pre-teen lesbian media experience: anime edition

passionpeachy:

yourfrontpage:

This cat at my local rescue shelter has ridiculously long legs

agent-flexas:

“Gays can’t drive” posts drive me nuts. Everyone knows that Gays have their Designated Gay who learned how to drive, and now does all the driving.

moon-sappho:

moon-sappho:

there really is no way to describe that Gay Sadness™ when you hear your family being homo/transphobic

it’s such a fucking wakeup call on how i am in a bubble and my own imaginary world where its okay and normal to be gay, and then reality hits you in the face

highkeyheaux:

igglooaustralia:

BITCH! Ciara and Nicki’s “I’m Out” Mixed with Demi Lovato’s “Sorry not Sorry”.. this scalped me

Okay… this was cute

breastforce:

so last session i gave all my players magical items and they rolled for what properties they had.

Our cleric, for instance, got earings that protect her from critical hits, but makes it that she doesn’t trust bartenders when wearing them… said earnings were given to her by a bartender

and our Druid is a drider who has her girlfriend ride around on her back most of the time. And she ended up getting a ring that allows her to cast enlarge on herself once per day

and what she rolled as the downside is “when attuned to this item, you fall madly in love with the nearest person of compatible sexual orientation”

……which happened to be her girlfriend. She got a ring with the only downside being that she loves her girlfriend more.