Tag: that’s how i cut my pumpkins except i couldn’t find a hammer so i used a big maglight flashlight

dramatic-mechanic-fanatic:

cameronesposito:

Moments after @rheabutcher banned me from cutting butternut squash bc it’s “too dangerous.”

This is the “you need to boil the water for instant noodles” couple. Who’s going to volunteer and teach them how to cook safely and and efficiently?