illidan’s post-antorus magical crystal voicemail message to malfurion: lmao fucker guess what. all of my life you have done nothing but insult me and do very mean things to me and doubt my capabilities but look who’s sacrificing himself for the greater good NOW while Mr. Perfect Chosen Druid of Cenarius sits on his big furry ass picking feathers and bird shit out of his nose. you ugly dick. I’m so much better than you right now its not even funny. Oh and Maybe try talking to your wife more than once every thousand years you bitch
illidan’s post-antorus magical crystal voicemail message to tyrande:
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