Tag: tristan

kramergate:

kramergate:

I’m the normie

imagine – REALLY imagine that there’s someone on the fringes of your friend group who’s kinda glommed onto you because you’re too nice to tell him he’s weird and to fuck off, so you let him follow you around and you invite him to stuff because it seems to make him happy and because no one else really likes him so you feel bad and even though he’s annoying and condescending sometimes you make him feel like he’s your friend, and then he adds you on Facebook and you see this and know it is about you

platano:

genderists:

TV show: This is a TV show called Shits&Farts. It is about shits, & farts. The main characters are two men named Shit, & Fart. They tell shit & fart jokes to each other for the whole twenty-minute runtime.

at least one person you follow on tumblr, instantly: omfg im WITHERING from last nights ep….. the dynamic between shit & fart is so fucking  tense and erotic……im still fucking sobbing i hate my sweet babies….. why do they treat each other like this im fucking BATHING IN ACID….. its so good…….. im EMBALMING MYSELF and then DESECRATING MY OWN CORPSE…..

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Phineas and Ferb. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Doofenshmirtz’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation – his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Phineas and Ferbn truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Doofenshmirtz’s existencial catchphrase “Curse you Perry the Platypus!” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Jeff “Swampy” Marsh’s genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools… how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Phineas and Ferb tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.