i forgot what BFG stood for and i was sitting there for a good five minutes going, “no. no. they wouldn’t have called a kids film ‘big fucking giant.’ would they? would they?”
me when i was 8: i dont want to say “tummy ache” because that’s a baby word. im going to say “stomach ache” from now on because i want people to take me seriously.
me now, in a skype call full of people: yo dudes i got a wicked bad tummy ache from eating too many ring pops so im gonna go take a nap-nap, talk to u fools later
“I could call my style ‘seventies cowboy daddy’. It’s a lot of vintage and thrifted vests, Kentucky bow ties, bolo ties and polyester. My style inspirations are Robert Crumb and the movies Blazing Saddles and City Slickers.”
Me 