hey y’all know how i was bitchin about that dude getting bent out of shape because no one cared about his manpain?
he left the group due to ~work issues~ :3c
Tag: tuesday night salt
every abusive man has a sob story. every woman on earth has a sob story and we’re not out here beating people half to death constantly.
anyway im sure he’s whining to his gf about how we don’t like him and probably calling tebbi a man-hating lesbian lmao
this fucker: my tragic backstory has my character getting angry at this woman for refusing my advances, chaining her in a monastery, and binding a fucking undead being to her for 3000 years why aren’t you caring about how my character is crying as he remembers all this????? you aren’t doing ANYTHING!!!
the fighter, who cares only about killing one (1) man and no one else because he trusts no other person to not be fucking horrible: i found a fuck ton of money and i’m counting it
the new mage who cares about getting my character’s ass back to our master/teacher: um i met you like a day ago and you’re a flying, talking animal that invades my personal space
my cleric and my best friend’s rogue, both wlw, who where just recently held captive and drugged for months by the man the fighter wants to kill, drinking their love and respect fellow women juice: YOU FUHKING WOT MATE?!
a character: does something not involving him
him: oh so are we doing anything or?
the gm: lets something happen to any other character
him: stops paying attention and gets mad when he does something fucked up
he like attacked this spirit cause the last thing he remembers was the mage attacking her and somehow thought her standing up to back AWAY and saying LOUDLY “why are you attacking me” was threatening he also missed my cleric fucking decking said mage in the face for doing that and was mad at ME for not mindlessly attacking an undead cause they’re all evil so i should be
like…. fuck core rules this in your gf’s custom world and also benevolent spirits exist and it’s boring to make them all evil don’t get mad at me because you can’t pay attention when the spotlight isn’t on you which it is a LOT anyway
i fucking hate playing with this guy i get so worked up every week i feel like im going to go mad anytime he says more stupid shit!!!
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