Illidan gets back and is like “Bruh, you got Ysera killed?” and Malfurion is like “No, Xavius killed Ysera. It was unavoidable.” Illidan retorts with “Ya, I guess you running off having a tantrum that’s destructive to everyone around you would be unavoidable, you petulant manchild.”

warcraftheadcanonoftheday:

Malfurion stammers as he tries to think up a retort but comes up empty. He begins to cry, and runs off into the wilderness for another tantrum. No one bothers to look for him this time. 

im rewriting all recent questing content so that jaina is still in charge of the kirin tor and everything is a lot better already

magni: well good news fellas, i’ve recently discovered that the entire world is Literally a woman so i’m no longer a massive misogynist for no reason

jaina, in sunglasses and a leather jacket with the kirin tor logo bedazzled on the back, lighting up a huge felweed blunt w/ fire magic: i hope you die honestly